Curse

Digitalblast · Jun 17, 2005, 06:26 PM // 18:26

When I was finnishing the first mission I couldve sworn the Alesia said that she was quiting monk. She wanted to get to ascend fast so she can switch jobs.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · Jun 17, 2005, 06:31 PM // 18:31

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Originally Posted by Volarian

http://img233.echo.cx/my.php?image=alesia0ab.jpg

Alesia's a switch-hitter????

I always knew she was freaky, no wonder you played your role so much better with my Female Elementalist!!! It wasn't because I was attacking from range and therefore keeping you away from harm............you were scoping me out weren't you?!?!?!

..that's just gross....I need a shower

Excuse me, you need a shower? Well, actually you do, but besides that...

I need to gouge my eyes out the next time I have to see you tugging your "armor" ( ha ha ha) down to cover what too many rounds of dwarven ale have done to your bum...

And that picture has clearly been doctored.

Alesia {Healer Henchman} · Jun 17, 2005, 06:32 PM // 18:32

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Originally Posted by Digitalblast

When I was finnishing the first mission I couldve sworn the Alesia said that she was quiting monk. She wanted to get to ascend fast so she can switch jobs.

They won't let me because no one wants it.

Well... Durham said he thought it'd be a "hoot"...

Evan The Cursed · Jun 17, 2005, 07:17 PM // 19:17

My guild is in the process of setting up a Shrine in your honor, Oink.

Its services will be headed by our High Priest, Billy - my warthog pet.

Billy is almost as brave and stout a pig as you are. Too bad I could not charm you >_>

Stupid kid... when we tried to bring you back to him he just looked at us dumbfounded. You ran right up to him but he was too oblivious to notice. I feel sorry for you, such a dimwitted master. Alas....

Oh and Alesia: there's something wrong when I'm being healed faster by Lina's Reversal of Fortune and DF bonus than your sad heals. Then again, it could just be that Lina just plain rocks.

And for the love of god, when I'm running selflessly into a pack of Charr or dwarves to body-block them and save your hapless ass after you've tried for the umpteenth time to tank, run the other way! I have a shield for a reason.

And don't run away when I'm in front of you, just to gather the attention of the six minotaur I'm single-handedly holding off, just to get knocked down and gangraped. Neither my Healing Signet or Troll Unguent are good enough to keep me alive without some healing.

You should learn from Reyna and just stay behind me.

clairvoyance · Jun 17, 2005, 08:01 PM // 20:01

I use every henchie except for Reyna. Reyna sucks, sucky damage, suck skills absolutely no contribution to the party, she's like having a negative henchie =O. Alesia and Lina, you rock =) Stefan and Thom, your tanking is mediocre at best =/ Orion, you always use fire storm after a mob dies >.< Claude, you suck, you do nothing but spam useless skills that kill you, and I won't even acknownledge Dunham. Hehe I just did =)

Finally, I'll use henchies for all the easy n00b runs, but when it comes down to smart, thinking characters for the harder missions, gotta go with real people =) Tha's right henchies are all n00bs =)

...

n00b!

wwwgeek7 · Jun 17, 2005, 08:26 PM // 20:26

To all the henchies:

Guild looking for members. We have capes. PM me.

Drago Solaris · Jul 23, 2005, 04:57 PM // 16:57

i have a bone to pick eith you henchies

i spent all that time buying ale then i gather you all up and clear an entire beach practicaly on my own just for u guys and u just ignor me, i practicaly gave u a holiday and u stayed in your little group not even noticing me, when i tryed to make conversation u just stand there, silent, why do you reject me, what did i do wrong

*sniff*

katalyst · Jul 23, 2005, 05:46 PM // 17:46

I have found a gay relationship within the henchmens, Claude was grouping Little Thorn in my party.

and i can think of the perfect caption for it too hahaha
"common little thorn you know you like that feeling"

Drago Solaris · Jul 23, 2005, 06:41 PM // 18:41

Lmfao

Lady Althea · Jul 23, 2005, 07:52 PM // 19:52

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Originally Posted by Elennia

If, by Alzbeta the Guide, you mean yourself, I think you had best rethink your proposition. I believe that it is clear that no human player can complement Rurik. He needs a true NPC companion.

/pickme

Back off, he's mine! We were about to get married when those charr... *sniff*

Oh, and Rurik, what the deal with not rescuing me? Charging in battle is more important than your beloved lady?

Drago Solaris · Jul 23, 2005, 07:59 PM // 19:59

face it althea he abandoned you

*hands a tissue*

krazzle · Jul 24, 2005, 08:03 AM // 08:03

Rurik was a dummy, he could of had the rest of us help him. After all there was a lvl 20 in the group. I think he wanted to die... so do all of the henchmen with the way that they bring groups and groups of enemys to you... its sad but I still like them better than any of the humans.

Rahl · Jul 24, 2005, 02:17 PM // 14:17

Where's Lina now? She's the best Henchie around!

I did Thirsty River with ONLY her as a monk and our entire team didn't die ONCE!

That's what I call good work

neoteo · Jul 24, 2005, 04:42 PM // 16:42

this is what the game is all about , you see , hench playes are much better in pve becose you dont need to team work with them , they will folow you forever

the game is easyer with hench cose the game is meant to be played with humans

so my conclusion is :

you play the game till last mission , then you find out , some missions are almost impossible with henchs , and that some humans have info that saves you a lot of time.

this game is based on tatics/team work ...

best hint is learn and teach ... try to make all humans better players , so next time you join them , they will play better , and since they are fighting for favor of your territory as well , helping them your are helping your selfe.

ive been thinking , why do koreans play this game so well , and i think one of the reasons can be , that they are teaching each others better then we are.

we prefer using hench , then having to explaing something to a stupid human.

Divine Elemental · Jul 24, 2005, 10:28 PM // 22:28

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Originally Posted by Mimu

Go back to Ascalon for a secondary profession, then we'll talk..

Owned
LoL
Only Workign Henchies
Alesia [Healer Henchmen]

Lady Lorou · Jul 25, 2005, 07:38 PM // 19:38

Moa bird why do you hate henchmen?
Whenever im exploring with my bear alesia always keeps him alive when players cast him off as useless and let him die!

Rayea · Jul 25, 2005, 11:16 PM // 23:16

wow, guys...so much bottled up anger

and that wasnt Claude groping Thom, grr, hes My Necro. he was peeking over his shoulder after running into him, for shame people

i always take henchmen, cause i dont have to deal with all the whining and grabbing and asking daft questions.

i admit, i dont take Durnahm much, nor Reyna, but i always take my Claude

between my wells of blood, Alesias healing and Claude's sacrificing, we get the job done, and i try to keep everyone purged from poison, but those damn spiders are pumping it out faster than boy-bands make crap singles

i can deal with poison, so i tend to purge myself last....i swear, after a maguma jungle trip, i spit poison maybe i should save it as a special attack

Ares Runeblade · Aug 08, 2005, 02:49 PM // 14:49

I agree with you henchman. Human players just flat out suck most of the time. However, I think theres some advice that each of you could really use.

First off, Lisa. You said something about keeping the Warriors alive so that we can keep you alive right? Then why is it, that I, as a Warrior, am the last one to receive any of the Protection enchantments, unless it's Aegis?

2. Alesia. Theres really no advice I can give you. Keep up the good work

3. Dunham. Come on dude, my lvl 7 Wa/Me is better at hexing than you. I see you occasionaly cast spells, but I never see them do anything for the battle. Mostly you just sit there and attack

4. Stefan. Learn to spell your name right first off. 2nd, Use charge less often. It's helpful for exploring areas, but I'd rather to save it for when we actually battle, instead of using it every time it recharges

5. Thom. Get some better armor. I realize your a Brawler, bu that doesnt mean you can't get better armor.

6. Claude. Blood Magic is good and all, but without Well of Blood, or any of the other group ones, you're just plan useless. Switch to Death Magic, or Curses

7. Orion. I've seen you're fire spells in action many times, but you're timing is a little wrong. You need to cast those AoE spells BEFORE the enemy is dead. It saves on Mana, and deals more damage that way

8. Reyna. You've done very well whenever I took you along with the rest. Keep up the good work

I would just like to point out, that of these 8, Only 7 are actually useable in my book. those are the 7 that accompany me when I need to do missions or such. And, I don't just use them for cannon fodder. I make sure they are very much in prime condintion for when we get to the next area.

JoDiamonds · Aug 08, 2005, 07:58 PM // 19:58

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Originally Posted by Ares Runeblade

First off, Lisa. You said something about keeping the Warriors alive so that we can keep you alive right? Then why is it, that I, as a Warrior, am the last one to receive any of the Protection enchantments, unless it's Aegis?

Maybe she shuns you because you can't even remember her name.

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3. Dunham. Come on dude, my lvl 7 Wa/Me is better at hexing than you. I see you occasionaly cast spells, but I never see them do anything for the battle. Mostly you just sit there and attack

Man, no one ever understands mesmers.

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4. Stefan. Learn to spell your name right first off.

You really have to let them be themselves. Kind of like teenagers. No wonder they don't listen to you.

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6. Claude. Blood Magic is good and all, but without Well of Blood, or any of the other group ones, you're just plan useless. Switch to Death Magic, or Curses

Hey, Claude is the man if you are a caster. Blood Ritual ... mmm, gimme another hit of that stuff. That stuff is like crack.

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7. Orion. I've seen you're fire spells in action many times, but you're timing is a little wrong. You need to cast those AoE spells BEFORE the enemy is dead. It saves on Mana, and deals more damage that way

Sadly, Orion will be involved in a disatrous temporal accident at the end of Chapter 4. Since then, he's been traveling backwards in time, and doesn't seem to realize that the start of battle for him is the end of the battle for everyone else. I tried to explain once, but even though he nodded I think he got it reversed somehow.

Gedscho · Aug 08, 2005, 08:08 PM // 20:08

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Originally Posted by JoDiamonds

Sadly, Orion will be involved in a disatrous temporal accident at the end of Chapter 4. Since then, he's been traveling backwards in time, and doesn't seem to realize that the start of battle for him is the end of the battle for everyone else. I tried to explain once, but even though he nodded I think he got it reversed somehow.

damn it i wuv wou for this